Saturday 17 January 2015

Miss Know All - Part 2

Just thought of having her self-glorifying status messages here for some laugh :-)

People who have not even spoke to me, often form opinions of the negative kind simply from looking at me. The fact that I carry myself without giving any importance to the opinions that are going to be formed about me is a major contributor to their annoyance. How do I know that they form opinions? from the contemptuous (read hidden jealousy) looks they throw sideways at me.
Tell you its such fun to piss of complete strangers without doing anything except just being me. I love being me

As if to coincide with my previous blog, she decides to call herself narcissist and of course with pride. So there must be other people around who thought on those lines.

And I on my part have been thinking if I have ever shared my blog with her!!!

More to come...and I am sure about that.

Friday 2 January 2015

The Know All

Ok, she's a friend's friend but she's on my Facebook Friend list as FB makes everyone a friend. And yes I added her sometime back because back then between friends there use to be funny conversations and the participation seemed effortless! But with time comes realizations of different sorts when you get to know that all your tastes are after all not alike. And that's with most people actually however with people you have not met, you become more judgmental.

But I don't form opinions too early either, its after reading through her posts daily that I have classified her as "The Know All".

First we have different political views and there was a time when she thought her leader would rule but when that did not happen, she was quick to admit that she is even ready for what is, provided some such and such were satisfied.

Next came the Soccer World cup and oh well she lost on that count too. And brave enough she congratulated the fans who had won!

It's true that we all have different political views or support different teams and what pleased me was that she did not get much of a chance to go blah blah because her teams lost.

She is not very old, must have just touched 40 but she takes so much pride in saying that she looks 20 something, that her weight is balanced and that she manages to look the best in every situation. She's not ugly I tell you, nor overweight but when she endlessly goes on speaking about herself, I want to say 'stop'.

And then are endless posts on how well mannered her children her, how much fashion conscious they are and how much they have common taste when it comes to movies. That's nice friend but every parent must be feeling the same of their children.

That's not all, she cooks the best dishes in the world, dresses her children the best, her home decor is just fantastic.

And she has problems against everybody, the school, her society, the customer care of her mobile network provider, the newspaper editorial, people who less care for their dressing etc. But when she is lazy to do her hair, the unkempt hair is the next 'in' thing or when someone stares at her only grey hair, that person is crazy.

And since she is a busy homemaker(no pun intended) she finds ample time to do her home, mind it her maid is also crazy. She hates the corporate world, but loves the free move tickets her husband gets as a perk and yes she finds enough time for Facebook!

Why is she still on my list? How would I have found some material for this post of mine?